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Joke of the Day

"Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."

"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."

"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."

"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."

"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."

"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."

"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"

"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."

"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""