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Joke of the Day
"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""
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"*Do not consume if seal is broken* I've just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven't found one seal."
"Roses are red, violets are blue... 9/11 was an inside job."
"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."
"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."
"Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom."
"What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrrrr Kelly"
"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."
"What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback."
"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."