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Joke of the Day

"Ole! What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!"

"I'm ""friends with beneficiaries"" years old."

"You know what I heard? Sheep"

"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"

"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."

"Zombie apocalypses suck. Everything comes back to bite you!"

"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."

"Jared was a good eater But he always left a little behind"

"Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird."

"How do you get jizz off a Scrabble board? Don't bother, that's 29 points right there."