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Joke of the Day
"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"
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"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."
"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."
"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"
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"My relationship Looks like vasectomy made a vas deferens to my relationship..."
"What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? The right wing"
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