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Joke of the Day
"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"
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"I've been leaving a dollar in every book I read my entire life for my kids to find when it's my time to go. I'm already up to like 3 bucks."
"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"
"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."
"WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind"
"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."
"Big trouble in my kitchen tonight. The pot called the kettle black. The cup called the mug white. And they both called the teabag gay."
"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."