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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus? A bus driver."
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"""dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green""? ""well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"""
"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."
"Quite frankly autocorrect I'm tired of your shirt"
"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."
"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"
"What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers)."
"How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."