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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."

"What do waiters want most after dinner? The tip!"

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin"

"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog"

"Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian."

"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."

"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"

"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""