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Joke of the Day

"If cats could talk, they'd probably yell ""PARKOUR"" a lot."

"God...= I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Want to here a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."

"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""

"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

"10 bucks says Kanye signed the guest book at his own wedding."