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Joke of the Day

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

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"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."

"It's gonna be ok."

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."

"BREAKING NEWS Ne ws"

"Listen, I hate you... I'm just not... IN hate with you."

"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."

"Boats don't sleep. They wake."

"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"