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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn't funny."

"People say I should be ashamed that I'm still a virgin... I literally don't give a fuck..."

"PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up."

"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."

"Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."

"Knock, Knock Smell mop."

"Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school"

"*Me, getting my arm bitten off during a zombie apocalypse* 5: *crying* Me: It's okay, son. 5: You said you were gonna get me a snack."

"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."