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Joke of the Day
"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."
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"Do you know why the feminist went to church? She heard there was a man crucified."
"Hi. This is my first time at yoga. When I called they said to bring a Matt. *points at man standing next to her* Now what do we do with him?"
"One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded"
"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
"My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY."
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"
"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."
"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"