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Joke of the Day

"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."

"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"

"Penguins can't fly. Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car."

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason"

"Perspective is everything. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's galley."

"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."