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Joke of the Day
"People say I should be ashamed that I'm still a virgin... I literally don't give a fuck..."
Next Joke
"today a 6 yr old girl asked me if butterflies are flowers that escaped & i was like yo what is yr twitter handle"
"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"
"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"
"Lobotomies Do they smart?"
"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"
"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"
"miscarriages You know what they say about women who've had miscarriages. They lose their inner child."
"What's the difference between a heroine and heroin? One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug."