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Joke of the Day

"It seems like I only have sex with girls in high heels... Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast."

"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."

"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"

"Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you. Me : Really? Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?"

"It was 109 degrees where I live today. Now I know what it felt like to be a Jew during World War 2."

"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"