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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a church and a cult? Their Punch."

"My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle. He said ""That's terrible, go and stand in the corner!"" I said ""where's that?"" *- Tim Vine*"

"What do you call a redditor in the restroom? A shitposter."

"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."

"*Reads about a Salmonella outbreak on lettuce -NEVER eats Salad again! *Reads about the dangers of Alcohol poisoning -NEVER reads again!"

"A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"""

"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low."

"My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK."

"My Wallet My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry :-("