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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."
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"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"
"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."
"Why should sailors eat crabapples? For the vitamin sea."
"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
"""Who am I?"" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman."
"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"
"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."
"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"
"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"