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Joke of the Day
"Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired."
Next Joke
"Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations."
"Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR."
"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."
"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."
"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."
"How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !"
"A photon walks through a bar"