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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and expense reports."
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"Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail."
"Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller."
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