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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."

"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"

"NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05"

"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."

"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."

"So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on Aloha temperature."

"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."

"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"

"You look cute without glasses. my glasses."

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"