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Joke of the Day

"Sober me will always have your back.Drunk me will convince you to get a tattoo of a unicorn doing a dolphin over a rainbow on your back."

"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"

"Why are there no asian knights? Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it."

"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."

"A businessman comes into work distraught, wearing a bloody suit.NSFW A coworker asks him, ""What happened to your tie?"" He responds, ""I had to kill that whore because she had a freaking dick."""

"The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out."

"I can never talk about religion... ...no one understands me when I tell them i'm a Dyslexic Santaist."

"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"

"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."

"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"