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Joke of the Day
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
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"Why do sandwiches never have kids? Because they always turn out in-bread."
"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."
"TIFU by reading a TIFU I forgot they're always horrible. Tl;dr: TIFU = bad"
"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"
"Why was the blonde nymphomaniac sad after she got her driver's license? She got an F in sex."
"What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."
"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."