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Joke of the Day
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
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"What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people."
"I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from."
"What did dick say to the condom? I'm going in cover me !"
"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."
"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"
"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""