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Joke of the Day
"Why was the blonde nymphomaniac sad after she got her driver's license? She got an F in sex."
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"I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not fake."
"What do pussy and cigarettes have in common? There's more flavor the closer you get to the butt."
"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"
"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."
"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."
"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"
"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."
"What do prayers and my Reddit submissions have in common? No one fucking reads them."
"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"