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Joke of the Day

"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"""So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"" The latter."

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day."

"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."

"Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!"

"If you are a turkey right now and someone offers to cut off your head, stuff you full of dressing, and cook you, do not do it. It is a trap."

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."

"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."