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"*makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*"
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"After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea."
"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London."
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"""Does this hurt?"" ""YES!"" ""What about this?"" ""OW!"" *Dr. writes notes* ""Patient shows symptoms of pain when stabbed with knife. Keep updates."""
"How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it."
"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."
"Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."