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Joke of the Day

"After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea."

"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."

"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."

"My girlfriend told me she almost choked on her birth control this morning. It looks like it almost did it's job."

"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."

"MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes."

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."

"Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin."