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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"
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"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."
"Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do."
"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."
"When I grow up and have kids... I think I will stay a virgin to set a good example."
"Two cannibals are eating a math teacher. Another approaches, and asks.. ""Hey, can I have sum?"""
"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."
"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."
"Camera Joke Nikon"
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"