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Joke of the Day
"I pulled my groin the other day.. .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time."
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"I'm so horrified right now. I'm on the treadmill reading about the bombings in Syria. And my T-shirt's on backwards!"
"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."
"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""
"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"
"Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed. Nearly everything that company does is selfish."
"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."
"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."
"If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen."