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Joke of the Day

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"[Drug Deal] How do I know ur not a cop? ""If I was a cop would I do this?"" *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is"

"look to the left... look to the right... that's how every black joke starts..."

"Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. Fang queue."

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."

"'What I'm about to say is extremely important!!' -Drunk people"

"What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish"

"What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion? A Rogue Juan"

"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"