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Joke of the Day
"Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do."
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"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"
"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"
"Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."
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