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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a math teacher. Another approaches, and asks.. ""Hey, can I have sum?"""
Next Joke
"I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later."
"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."
"Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty."
"What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions? a crime fighter."
"Call a woman beautiful a hundred times... Call a woman beautiful hundred times, and she won't remember. But call her fat just *one* time, and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"Police: where were you between 5 and 6? Me: Kindergarten"
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? *buldogi*"
"Girlfriend: Did you fix the dishwasher? Me: Yup *girlfriend opens dishwasher revealing a monkey covered in bubbles, holding a scrub brush*"
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."