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Joke of the Day

"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""

"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"

"Wearing Your Wedding! A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."

"Cops are raiding Justin Bieber's house looking for eggs. Seriously. Eggs. I can't make this shit up. This is why other countries hate us."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""

"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."

"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""

"So tell me, what do you think of the rectum as a whole?"

"Double standard - bear breaks into girl's house, bear gets shot. Girl breaks into bear's house, we write a children's story about it."