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Joke of the Day

"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""

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"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"
"""Stationary shop moves""....."
"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."
"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."
"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."
"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."