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Joke of the Day

"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"

"So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs? About enough to break the ice..........."

"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."

"With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us"

"What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)"

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"

"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."

"I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible."

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"