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Joke of the Day

"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."

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"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It's full of nuts, expensive, and severely disappointing."
"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says ""I'm not racist, my car is black."""
"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"
"Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home."
"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."
"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""