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Joke of the Day
"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."
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"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"
"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."
"Why do women shit?"
"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."
"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time Without looking like a twat"