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Joke of the Day
"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."
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"Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone."
"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"
"I go to strip clubs for the music."
"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged."
"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"
"This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?"
"Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field"
"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"