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Joke of the Day
"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."
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"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."
"A man walks down a street with his dog Stranger: hey that's a nice dog Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down Stranger: ah how sad, why so? Man: he's fucking heavy"
"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential."
"I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing."
"I retweeted my boss to let her know that I know she's tweeting during the meeting."
"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."
"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"
"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."