166482
Joke of the Day
"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."
Next Joke
"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"
"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."
"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."
"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."
"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."