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"How to start an internet fight: 1. Write a comment 2. Wait"
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"My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable."
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"
"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."
"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"
"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"Best Blonde Joke Ever [Best Blonde Joke Ever](http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/bestblondejoke.htm) Oldie but a goodie."
"The letter I takes up less room than the letter W yet they're both counted as one character. If Twitter was an Airline this wouldn't happen."
"What TV personality lives in your phone? SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)"