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Joke of the Day

"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"

"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"

"How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen..."

"Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out."

"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."

"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."