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Joke of the Day

"My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable."

"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."

"If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors what do you get? Snippy answers."

"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"

"They call me the weather man Because I say 8 inches, when I meant 2."

"I've been sleeping with my pocket knife these days... It fucking hurts!"

"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."