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"Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !"
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"""I don't know, do you guys really think the first rule should be 'Must Wash Hands?'"" early brainstorming session on Fight Club script."
"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."
"Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer."
"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""
"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"
"Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing? All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium."
"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."
"*replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd"
"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"