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Joke of the Day
"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."
Next Joke
"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."
"Mack The Slice"
"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"
"A masochist asks a sadist ""Please hurt me."" ""No,"" replies the sadist."
"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"
"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... Comes out of nowhere!"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my uncle Charlie Not kicking and screaming like the passengers on his bus"