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Joke of the Day

"An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women..."

"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"

"What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He is a dick!"

"Vibrator factory workers probably check their phones every ten seconds."

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"

"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."

"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."

"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"