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Joke of the Day
"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."
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"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."
"Hey Mark, do you want a threesome? So go home fast. Perhaps you arrive on time."
"What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, ""life"" is too short."
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad!"
"Why is MetLife Stadium the windiest stadium in the NFL? Because there's a Giant fan in every seat."
"How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows. LA cops just beat the shit out of the room for being black in the first place."
"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."