214117

Joke of the Day

"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."

"If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I'm charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet."

"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."

"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"

"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""

"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."

"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."

"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... So he gave it to her."

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"