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Joke of the Day

"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."

"The most annoying thing about being a 1.6 meters male is that when I step on money I'm always short on cash."

"My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here."

"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs? Indeterminate"

"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."

"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."

"Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that."

"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"

"What's the difference between Rob Ford and a circus sideshow freak? One's a fat, ugly, disturbing waste of money. The other's married to a bearded lady."