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Joke of the Day

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !"

"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."

"Small town waitresses have either been there for 26 years or it's their first day."

"TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. ""Sorry, wrong sub"""

"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."

"Which president was the most logical? Lincoln. He made the most cents."

"I've always wanted to pursue a career in self-deprecating humor I'd go for it if I wasn't so fucking stupid."

"Five Guys isn't the same when only 3 of them are working."