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Joke of the Day

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""

"I think metals are my favorite type of element The other ones just seem so lackluster."

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"

"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."

"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard."

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."

"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."

"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."

"I bet the guy who named it The Big Bang was super horny that day."