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Joke of the Day
"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"
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"I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them. Let's all be thankful I'm not a surgeon."
"Dentist: have you been flossing? [ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ] Me: yes"
"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."
"Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"Good Cop: We want to help you. Just tell us who was with you on the night of August the 15th. Bae Cop: My parents aren't home. Come over."
"I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired! Get it? Because, I've been jerking off on the plane..."
"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""
"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"