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Joke of the Day
"Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
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"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."
"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."
"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"
"""Lord, can I have a pony?"" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it."
"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself."
"I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say ""what's the magic word"" and I'd say ""abracadabra"" and she'd say ""you're why dad left."""
"I'm not gullible but she said I was the best she's ever had and then to wait by the phone for instructions on how to get my wallet back."