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Joke of the Day

"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"

"How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence."

"When someone tells me, ""I think of you as family,"" I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago."

"Have you heard men get hit by lightning 6x more often than women? The kitchen must be a very safe place"

"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"

"I think I want to clean mirrors for a living It's just a job I can see myself doing"

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella"

"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."

"""I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"" ...is what I tell my bananas when I leave the house."

"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"