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Joke of the Day

"I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past. Stupid memory foam..."

"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."

"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."

"Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson."

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!"

"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."

"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."

"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"