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Joke of the Day

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"What do you call a black man who fly's a plane? A pilot, you racist."

"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Her hips."

"What do you call a Nazi cetacean? Adolfin."

"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"

"What do dark humour and food have in common? Only some people get it."

"That's some crazy news about corn on the cob... Oh, I'm surprised you didn't **ear** about it!"