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Joke of the Day

"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."

"Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate."

"My psychologist said that I am losing my mind, and I don't agree. I'd say that my mind is losing me."

"What do you call a Mesoamerican unicorn? Unimaize"

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."

"NSFW Men are like a deck of cards... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking face in and a spade to bury the bastard!"

"Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor."

"*trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors."

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."