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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the god of cheese? Cheesus"
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"Why does chav code never compile? They end every statement with init"
"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."
"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."
"What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"My dog doesn't always bark like there's an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I'm home alone and in the shower."
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."
"when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth"